I'm such a wimp. I went to a new Super Cuts. A young woman with straight black hair, lots of dangling silver jewelry, got my number.

So what do you want?
My hair cut.
So how much styling are you willing to do?
What's Styling?
bangs? long in back? short on top?

More questions. I smiled.

She just started to cut. Showed me how to style my hair. Just blow dry against the roots.
OK

When I left and looked in the mirror I was still shaggy and unkempt.

If I avoid mirrors and Friends I will be OK.