I sat with friends outside  at Pinos cafe by the custom house plaza.  A  new candy store has opened and they have a talking life size pirate outside the door.  when anyone walks by it yelly out, Hello Matey come listen to the wisdom of the pirate. 

We all wanted to smash him after awhile.

 Such an annoying sound. I tried to find where he was plugged in, but was unsuccessful.  Noise pollution, ugh.