So the eight year old girl is spending the day with me. I take a quick nap on the couch while she is reading.

Later when we talk I ask her if I was snoring. Oh yes you snore really loudly. I do? Are you sure.

She says that she doesn't snore, her friends have old her that she doesn't snore.

Well I don't know if I can believe her. It ell her I have never heard myself snore. She just laughs at me.