I'm with the crowds of shoppers at Whole Foods looking for a dungeness crab. We are not having Thanksgiving today, we are having my son's 42 birthday and all he wants is fresh crab. So why are the other people here shopping on this Thanksgiving day. Why did I think I would be the only one.

We forgot to pick up the crab yesterday.

We're celebrating Thanksgiving on Saturday. Don't ask.

The clerk says that the Friday after Thanksgiving is the biggest shopping day of the year for Whole Foods. Don't people have leftovers.

Happy Thanksgiving and happy birthday.